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David Allen Strider absolutely loved cuddling.
When he was young, his older brother had said that it was ironic that Dave would want to snuggle him after having a nightmare a week after their parents had died.
That was the first time that Broderick Daniel Strider had ever called Dave ironic. It had quickly become an obsession to Dave, because Bro had always claimed irony as a reason for many of the things he did whenever Dave asked.
Bro, wah're ya cryin' ov'r a movie?
'S priddy ahronic, innit.
Why were ya kissin' that girl at the park?
Oh, wull... tha's ahronic...
Wah d'ya have all these stuf